This morning, my kids were packing for their trip to Mexico. Lily found some little girl nail polish and put it on and was showing me proudly that she had "painted" her nails all by herself. Then it came off one nail and started peeling off of another. This was obviously not REAL nail polish. She came in the bathroom and asked me, "Mom, where's the stuff to take this stuff off? It is starting to come off and it is BUGGIN'!!"

Now I've heard everything.